Look what a big white truck brought me. My Mama and Everett bought her for me. Yes, you read that right. Her name is Priscilla.Prissy for short because she has decided she isn't going to run for me until trained professionals come to see her.
But that's okay...for now.
I have her number...she will be my slave girl soon. BWAHAHAHA!
Oh the happy dance was danced and danced. We shall be able to walk into our kitchen and feel like baking again for the lack of dirty dishes mocking us.
Thank you Mom and Everett...many, many times over.